Poor Paris.

Well,she did spend time in the clink. And she seems to have come out relatively unscathed. It was so comical watching Larry King Live last night. It seemed so inappropriate that two people called to remind me "Larry King Live at 9 CNN!!!!!!" with the utmost displaced enthusiasm, when no one usually ever calls to remind me to watch anything. I'm already on it. Trust me. Some might find that sad. But I don't . I love television and celebrity gossip. I love fashion, design, architecture and fine arts. I love to paint when, and if, I have time. I did study some studio art and design in college. My favorites are oils, acrylics, and watercolors. My major was English and I also concentrated in Philosophy. I love lilacs and lupines and blueberries. I love the wildflowers that grow amongst them. Queen Anne's Lace is another favorite. Wild pink roses with yellow centers-love them. Sea Lavender too. At one time, I wanted to be the next Rona Barrett. I was raised on celebrity gossip and television. I studied too. I wanted to be a doctor. But that never happened. I am glad I didn't become a doctor. I love the ocean. I was meant to go yachting, or at least boating, often. I love waking up fifteen feet from high tide. There is nothing better. And I do mean that, mostly. My nickname was "The Duchess" when I was growing up. I knew I wasn't really royalty, but I loved pretending in my mind that I was, in fact, a royal. I am not a royal, for the record. For the record, I am a descendant of Ralph Waldo Emerson. But that surely won't get me an iPhone, though I sure wish it could!!!